things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:
- “what the fuck is a eucalyptus”
- “this smells like my grandma”
- “what the fuck does “wood” smell like”
- “this is bullshit i’m going home”
once upon a time meme
ten characters [3/10]
↳ Princess Aurora
“I’m not as stupid as you might thing, nor are my loyalties so easily bought.”

this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck
There’s no way i could forget what my master taught me, this rasengan, and my precious name. The title of the book was “The tales of a gutsy ninja.” And the child of the two heroes from it… was me!